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Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas after last call.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. Girls Night Out Famous Baseball Players and Their Teams, with pictures. Guess what her favorite toy was Doggone funny dog jokes and pictures. Play Smart Words, the free, fun vocabulary builder -- Believe It Or Not Funny Travel Trivia Facts. You're going to love Paris Football Jokes and Quotes.

This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. I was making love to this girl and she started crying.

"Tonight I'm the designated decoy." An Irishman, a Mexican and a Redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?

After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

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