Start Dating profile translations

Dating profile translations

You wouldn't remember my face if you were introduced to me twice, but I'm not actually ugly.""I am very attractive""I look after myself and in a certain light, am not unattractive.""I am very good looking.""'I am a delusional, narcissistic fool.""I like independent women.""I refuse to commit, and I will be particularly reluctant to commit if you earn more than me and are funnier/more intelligent than me.""I live life to the full.""I do not know what I am saying.""I am looking for someone to make me better.""I am me, and I will not change, so don't even try it; just accept me for who I am.""I often enjoy a round of golf""I am a twat.""I've been concentrating on my career and have just noticed that all my friends are married with kids."Two options here:1.

I think they've been at it for years but I can't be sure.

But I've pulled myself together, and I'm up and at 'em: no-one's going to stop me being happy.""I am average looking.""I fell hard from the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down.""I am attractive""I am plain.

I have strange things caught in folds.""Blonde"Really?

"I am a 42 year old woman""I am 50, and my husband has just left me for his 37 year old secretary, Patricia.

""I am a bit embarrassed that I am this desperate." Come on, love, we all are: it's fine."I can't believe I've had to resort to this.""I am angry that someone has gorgeous as I am is like everyone else, really." "Looks aren't that important to me.""I care very much how someone looks, but don't think I'm good looking enough to be able to say that.""I asked my friends how they'd describe me, and they said kind, funny, and generous to a fault.""I have 3 friends: 2 men called Andy, and a woman called Helen I went out with once.

We were all at university together." Like people who are murdered (who are always described in the most glowing terms - do only the good die young, or was Joel pulling our legs? If I asked my friends what they thought of me they'd laugh until they couldn't speak."My friends can't believe I'm single.""My friends ply me with consolatory words when I am being drunkenly maudlin." More like they wish you weren't single, then they wouldn't have to hear you going ON AND ON about it the whole time and looking at them resentfully at couples-only dinner parties.

Some Examples: From Women's Profiles:"..fan of Chemistry" = You better be damn hot"...enjoy the simple things" = Won't work for the basic things"Looking for a real man" = Tired of getting dumped"Are there any good guys left? "Looking for a man who likes to have fun, but treats me with respect"= You may have to hold my hair while I puke after drinking too much Also, gleaned from the previous thread: Could be either sex:"Not a big Fan of Drama" = My Ex calling every 15 minutes is enough for me"Can You Keep Up? "I have mostly guy friends." = Men are easier to manipulate, and women won't put up with my crap-----------------------------------------------Profile: "I am not looking for a one night stand or to hookup for sex."From a Gal = Been there. Right" = I'm picky"Must be spontaneous" = I get bored easily"My taste in music is eclectic" = I don't have any taste in music"You must have a sense of humour" = You're going to need a sense of humour to cope with the stress"If you want to know anything, just ask" = I'm too lazy to write a decent profile____gal/guy4you = no one wil have me."look no further"= controlling psycho."best family and friends in the world"= as opposed to y'all who are friendless losers raised by wolves/grew up in a shantytown."wants a gal who knows what they want"= I'm a bottom!


 
Dzisiaj jest:
28-Sep-2019 09:08